I want a man. Lol.
I don tire.
I feel like I won’t have any gist to tell my daughters on romantic valentine experiences during my single days.
The closest romantic Valentine I had was when I was a teenager. It was even a long distance relationship so I kept calling Kemistry of Rhythm 93:7 on her Valentine Radio Show to please play Malaria by Soty for him.
She did and when I called my supposed boo to turn on his radio for a small surprise, he said he will do that later.
Believe me I had the real malaria from disappointment that day.
Anyways, I know my advisers here would say I should calm down, that Valentine Day is not only for lovers, its for showing love to your family, friends, orphans, strangers etc.
I have been showing love to these people since I was born and I am tired.
I want to show love to a man too.
So what do I want for Valentine?
A man to call this grown ass woman his Valentine.
I want to take delivery of roses, chocolates and cake.
Then go out for games, get taken to dinner, post ‘Boooooooooooooooooo is the best’ on Insta stories and returned to my house safely or a fancy hotel preferably.
Alone sha since I still want to remain a child of God. 😖
I want to be vain for just one day this year.
If these things don’t happen I will walk into Eko Hotel Restaurant on 14th evening and start scattering the tables of every happy couple I see since you relationship people think you can abandon me again.
Over to you.
What do you want?