These daily victories…

I just got out of the bathroom after spending close to an hour and a half. I spent less than fifteen minutes showering, and the remaining time trying to do number two.
I’m out, miserable as ever and suffering from constipation. This is day three.

I. Am. Miserable.

What I did there was like a mini rehearsal for childbirth but it was unsuccessful no matter how hard I pushed. This waste in my large intestine has refused to be delivered.

I. Am. Miserable.
You know, nature has been so good to us that we live like these little daily victories are our right. We take for granted so many things and we don’t rĂ©alise how important they are until it ceases. 

The gift of waking up hale everyday, a heart that beats, eyes that can stare, nose that can breathe, mouth that can swallow, ears that can hear, tongues that can taste, bow/k_legs that can walk and an anus that can actually shit. At the moment mine is just there for decoration.
I take everything to God in prayers so I’m going to pray as soon as I publish this. Shame is catching me to bring up this sort of discussion with God and he’ll probably be laughing. This will be my weirdest prayer request this year.

“Dear God, I need to shit”

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