Don’t call me Ma’am!

I have noticed when all these fine bachelors on Instagram manage to slide into my DM, they just tell me,”Nice Work Ma’am”

That’s all!

No marriage proposal or something like that.

They just put me in the Ma’am Zone and slide out without conscience. I just brush my crown of long grey hairs to my wrinkled back frantically after reading such statements. 😑 

Shebi when they gave birth to you, you opened your eyes and saw me standing beside the bed abi?

Does my posts make me sound like an ancient of days woman or what? 

When I did I change my handle to NaijaSingleMa’am?

‘Ma’am’ as if I am the one that gave birth to Metuselah.

If you want to be overrespectful, what happened to titles like Khaleesi?

Don’t call me Ma’am again!

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Traitors!!!

PS: The only person allowed to address me as Ma’am is Mr Gbenga.

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